Nerd Quotient.

• Friend: You have over 5200 lexis points?
• Me: What?
• Friend: You have like, five thousand two hundred something lexis points.
• Me: Oh. That. Yeah, it keeps going up.
• Friend: ... You haven't even finished a semester in law school.
• Me: Is there a point here?
• Friend: Yes. You are a nerd.
• Me: If you needed the lexis point total to tell you that, you don't know me very well.